From the creator of last year’s hit The Sensuous Senator! When a prospective buyer and
his girlfriend arrive to inspect a couple’s rundown hotel, the staff is recruited to pretend to be guests. Unfortunately they’re a tipsy custodian, a dim-witted maid, an eccentric retired army major, a wealthy Sheik and a flamboyant lady called the ’Barracuda’. A laugh-aminute merry-go-round!

‘Hilarious bedlam!’ Boca Raton News

Here on the Flightpath By Norm Foster • July 5 – July 29, 2012

Every time John Cummings tries to get that novel written, a new lady moves in next door in this hilarious comedy set on adjoining balconies of a big city apartment building near the airport. There’s Fay, a good-hearted hooker, Angel, a wanna-be star, and Gwen, a recent divorcee. A Norm Foster comic hit!

‘A 2-hour laugh fest. A must-see for anyone who enjoys a good laugh!’–Port Dover Maple Leaf.

Wife Begins at 40

By Arne Sultan, Earl Barret & Ray Cooney • August 2 – 26, 2012

Linda’s dissatisfied with her 17-year marriage but hubby George doesn’t seem to be aware of the problem.

When George moves out to give Linda a chance to “find herself”, their hilarious attempts to re-kindle the dying flame take their toll on everyone-including neighbours, Betty and Roger; Leonard, their 16-year old son; Bernard, their eccentric Granddad; and Gertie, the real life family dog. That's right–a real dog! ‘

Funniest couple of hours one is likely to spend in a theatre’–The Review

A Nice Family Gathering

By Phil Olson • September 6 – 30, 2012

It’s the first family re-union since Dad died. Mom tries to organize dinner, sons Carl and Michael try to get along, Michael’s wife Jill tries to get pregnant and sister Stacey tries to fit in. The tension and hilarity increase when Dad’s ghost joins the festivities with a special mission for Carl-who’s the only one who sees him! Dad and the entire household erupt when another unexpected guest arrives. Mom’s date! This show has it all—comedy, conflict, unforgettable characters and situations we all recognize. ‘

A surefire, laugha-minute hit!’ Tolucan Times.

A Tribute to Elvis - the King of Rock 'n Roll! October 10 - 21, 2012

Created by Chris McHarge & Colin Stewart

An explosive 2-hour, 45-song  journey starring Roy Leblanc, Winner  of the 2003 Las Vegas World’s Best Elvis  Competition and told through the eyes of  Elvis’ lifelong business manager, Colonel  Tom Parker. This rockin’ show covers The  King's early days at Sun Records, his  Army years, Hollywood, The Comeback Special and Vegas. A fabulous concert  with a great story-line, complete with a stirring Gospel segment. With more  than a dozen costume changes, video show, live band, the Colonel and Roy  Leblanc as Elvis, BLUE SUEDE SHOES is a sure-fire hit. It’s the real thing. Elvis  himself would stand up and cheer!

Country Supper available.

'Attending  a performance is as as worthy as making the pilgrimage to Graceland.' Beat  Magazine

'There will never be another Elvis, but Roy LeBlanc comes pretty close'  Elmira Independent.

Wed Oct 10 2 pm & 8 pm
Thu Oct 11 8 pm
Fri Oct 12 8 pm Country Supper
Sat Oct 13 2 pm & 8 pm
Sun Oct 14 2 pm Closing

by Robert More • Premiere! November 22 - December 16, 2012

A great, heart-warming Christmas story told through the eyes of comical and wise Granddad who firmly believes in the magic of Christmas. We visit the Barnes home on Christmas Eve where everyone is frantically getting ready for the big day. All except daughter, Susan, who is stranded at the bus station on her way home from university. Enter a magical world of Elves, Shadow Puppets, a very theatrical Choir and some very mysterious appearances from Old St. Nick himself.

For adults and children 6 years and older only

Special school performances for Grades 1 and up only

Don’t miss this holiday treat!

‘A magical Christmas show!

CS = Country Supper Available, SS = School Show

By Norm Foster • March 16 - April 1, 2012

Directed by Jesse Collins
Starring Richard Bauer, Victor Cornfoot, Sweeney MacArthur and Brian Young
Designed by Sean Free

'Settle back for 18 holes of pure entertainment. Expertly directed and appealingly acted on a beautiful set 'golf course'. The Playhouse's  THE FOURSOME is funny. Very funny. Hilarious tribute to friendship and to the greatest game!' Morrisburg Leader

'Hilarious hit comedy. In keeping with their tradition of providing a great evening of comedy, The Playhouse gets a hole in one!' Seaway News

'A laugh-fest right from the opening drive. The real comedy came from the acerbic banter among the players. The comedic exchanges took on a rapid-fire pace. Starts with a prayer, ends with a song and plenty of laughs in between. A fitting way to welcome an early Spring.' Cornwall Journal

Get the laughs off to an early start and chase the winter blues. You don’t have to know a thing about golf. You just have to like laughing your head off! Four old pals reunite after 25 years for a round of golf and share their lives, stories, secrets and a few surprises. You’ll be laughing at these guys long after the last hole! Country Supper available. ‘Superb one-liners that leave you holding your sides’–Kitchener-Waterloo Record

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